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Friday, May 15, 2009
Fine, but i am still very angry.

I am not an insect hater at all. In fact, i don't even harbour any hatred towards human's most hated creatures named cockroaches. Tonight, i am fuming with rage and frozen helplessness. An evil horny mosquitoe raped my face. It sucked at the eye lids of my most delicate skin. Well, if this bitch can talk i would have interrogated her. WHY MY EYES!? It's common and absolutely forgivable to get mosquitoe bites on arms, legs or even ass because everyone has the right to be hungry. I was once bitten on my cheeks and i thought it looked horrible enough. Tonight, i learnt that our unpredictable life can always get worse than any current moment. This bitch was so precise that it landed on my left eyelid first. And after i fretted and muttered numerous vulgarites, she attacked my right eyelid with the same merciless intensity.

Fuck, now i look grossly gross with puffy swollen single eyelids!

I am going to buy a transparent container and capture 20 mosquitoes tomorrow. and i'll make sure they die horrible deaths under my very watchful fat ugly single eyelids.


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