I will snap you. and mr policeman will catch you for pda offense.

Why apply facial cream on the nostril entrance for your boy on the train?
He does not look handicapped.
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Why allow your boy to lick your cheeks on the train?
He is not a dog. Even if he is, there is no need to announce it to the whole world.
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Why take self-shots from on top, below, left and right on the train? (and you took a total of 13 shots. Yes, i was counting)
The zoo shares little resemblance to trains.
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Why play the tickling game on the train?
Even kids are looking at you in disbelief. and trust me, they have no intention of joining in.
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Why cling onto his hand as if he will lose gravity pull on the train?
Astronaunts do not look this ugly.
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One, two, three. Please kill them. Thank you Jesus.