Before i forget.
A few months ago...
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Mum: Eh i bought this very very nice pair of tights for you. Come come i show you.
Hel: Huh. You bought me tights?
Mum: (Held item as above in my face) See? Nice right? I think it will look great on you!
Hel: .................................................................. wow.
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I have never worn this alien out. If i did, i must be insane or impossibly stressed over life.