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Sunday, October 4, 2009
The cat who hates me.

Everyone has owned a pet before. My favourite pet is a little green tortoise. He was only 14 days old when he passed on. I found him behind the long living room curtain lying like a defeated soul waiting to be claimed by his forgetful owner. On the other hand, my beloved owns a cat. She has nice smelling fur that wouldn't cause a sting when you stuff it in your face. Delusion is her favourite state since she constantly believes that she is a tiger instead of a cat. My hamster nearly died in her hands once upon a time when i attempted to match make them into a forced marriage. Recently, this fiery cat has been hideously trying to attack me whenever her owner is not looking. She roars at me as if she's a lion and pounces at me as if she's a tiger. Basically, we are not living in harmony at all and we will never be.

My boyfriend's cat is jealous of me.

My boyfriend's cat has split personality.

Watch out YOU CAT.


She slaps at 11:44 PM







The Slapper

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.

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