I have a very dear evil friend. She burns every sacred affection into ashes of hell.
I have a very dear evil friend. She turns saccharine whisperings into rages of yells.
I have a very dear evil friend. She slaps me away from those goddess marriage bells.
I have a very dear evil friend. She disrupts emotions everyone could tell.
Her name is ego.
And I just chased this old friend out of my house today.