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Sunday, April 4, 2010

Chasing ball.

1. When there are no goals, fanatics scream fuck and cheebye ferociously.

2. When there is a goal, fanatics still scream fuck, but hysterically.

3. Whenever the camera fixes on the coach, he is definitely chewing on gum.

4. Fanatics watching soccer on screen are under much higher pressure than fanatics watching it at the stadium.

5. Soccer brings out passion and drive in boys, even undriven boys.

6. It is the only show that makes people stand on foreign ground for 1.5 hours willingly, staring at someone else's tv screen.

7. It is very exciting looking at the slow motion of a dramatic nasty injury of a player.

8. Fanatics struggle with strong emotions because they wish they can help the striker score that very parallex errored goal.

9. Soccer players are lucky. They are paid to play soccer just like if i were paid to go clubbing.

10. It is funny looking at the whole world looking at 22 boys chasing one ball.

Still, i watch soccer like its a short realistic comedy :)

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