SLAPPINGsticks

Monday, May 3, 2010

One thrill ride.

10 Facts about taxi drivers:

1) They never ever check their blindspots. So motorists BEWARE.

2) They refuse to signal before changing lanes.

3) They like to talk about the government and how they are against it.

4) They like to peep at you through their nasty rear mirror.

5) They are oblivious to the horns of other cars.

6) They probably fantasize about operating a rollercoaster ride.

7) They curse and swear when other cars cut their lane.

8) They screech to a stop upon red lights, they don't plan ahead.

9) They don't wait for you to close the door, they speed off.

10) By the time you exit their ride, you are on the verge of a huge puke.

Please uncle, don't induce my puke next time. I might do it in your face.

She slaps at 11:09 PM

The Slapper

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.

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