While looking through his Health Booklet and checking his blood type etc, my primary 5 brother popped an interesting question.

Bro: Eh, where does the baby come from?

Hel: Huh, from the stomach?

Bro: NO. I mean how does the baby exit the body?

Hel: Wah. ERM...

Bro: That time i wrote the baby comes out from the mother's buttock. Then my teacher marked me wrong leh!

Hel: HAHAHA. Because the baby doesn't come out from the buttock ok.

Bro: Then where? Last time i thought it's from the belly button. No rite?

Hel: HAHA! SIAO.

Bro: But these are the only 2 holes what!?

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(After convincing myself that a primary 5 kid might not know the holy term vagina, i decided to be creative)

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Hel: No lar, the baby pops out from the mother's nostrils and slowly expands and increases in size.

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Bro: WAH!!! REALLY AR?!?!

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.


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