Top 5 nerve-wrecking type of friends:

1) The 'Oh, so our meal is 56.70 bucks, that means 18.90 bucks per person for 3. Oh, and you owe me 1.60 bucks for green tea just now.'

I mean come on, we are not accountants after work. We can just settle for 20 bucks per person since it means 2 easier 10 dollars notes. For the drinks, i can always treat you back and the cycle repeats. Do we really have to count to every single cent? Then please return me my 4.30 cab fee that i paid for you the other time, 7.80 tcc coffee last month, the box of monthly contact lens that i gave you a year ago and everything else that i'm going to compile in my list.

2) The 'Hey, I don't like your dress, i think you have really weird taste.'

Seriously, you can look at yourself in the mirror, your dress looks extremely odd too. Real friends don't put you down to bring themselves up. They give constructive comments on how to improve. In fact, i always thought you have lousy figure, bad greasy hair and grotesque dress sense. I just choose to boost your confidence in life everytime i see you because i care.

3) The 'My boyfriend is my love, my world, my everyday.'

These are the friends who go into a state of complete disappearance when they are immersed in the river of love. They no longer initiate phone calls, even when you do call, they find every excuse to assure their hectic schedule. Usually the conversation ends with, hey so sorry i can't talk now, call you back later! Trust me, later is never.

4) The 'Sorry, I'm still at home! I'll reach in an hours time, wait for me!'

Hello my dear, being late for 15-30 minutes is tolerable, but late for hours is not. You don't decide to postpone the timing of our meetup without informing me. You are not the queen, nor the princess, so don't expect the whole world to wait for you consistenly.

5) The ' I'm so down, i'm so bored, i hate my legs, my job sucks and no guy will ever like me. Right?'

PLEASE. GET A LIFE AND STOP WHINING.

(Disclaimer: This is not directed at anyone, written out of pure mischief)

HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.


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