Yesterday night, out of pure curiosity, i stepped onto the hideous weighing scale. I forgot when was the last time i indulged in similar superficial, bimbotic activity. All along, i lived in my own cloak of a pretty, sexy 46kg. However, i was greeted by a BIG FAT 50.8KG. Now, where did that body mass come from? When did i even allow this extravagant expansion in girth? I admit i have been eating like an emperor, devouring food generously and bragging about how i can eat so much without gaining any weight. I derived glee from the envious look from fellow female buddies who only eat a small apple a day.
IT IS A FACADE. IT IS A HUGE MISTAKE.
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Now, i'm reduced to one of those small apples a day ladies.