1) I am mentally weak and succumbed to the hairdresser's sugary words after less than 3 minutes of persuasion. ( I thought such a drastic decision needs at least a week or so? )
2) I had enough of doing that girly action that twirls my long hair into her perfect curl. Afterall, i am a man, this action gives me split personality.
3) Over dinner, while bending over to fetch some food, my long hair dipped into the candle holder and caught fire. It was just a mini hoo-ha, but enough to make her smell like a sad little burnt victim.
4) Life is too short. I must try all hairstyles. Afterall, if it is too ugly, there is always something called the wig.
5) The long hair is too heavy on my shoulders, literally. So, let's take her off.
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Randomness pays off, now i'm totally embracing my new short hair!