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Thursday, November 4, 2010
Men and women.

You lament the coffee stain on your crisply ironed shirt.

I lament the burning sun causing my skin to wrinkle and hurt.

You lament the incompetent intern scrambling around like a busy bee.

I lament the evil words exchanged by my female colleagues grinning in glee.

You lament the motorist in front travelling at 70 and looking so gay.


I lament the manicurist who cut my beautiful cuticle yesterday.

You lament the lost of that one big deal.

I lament the calories i gained after an insanely huge meal.

You lament the excessive complaints i chide.

I lament the insuffient listening that you provide.

See? Afterall, we are creatures from a different planet!



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HELEN. she's a bitch. but a KIND one.

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