Thursday, November 4, 2010
Men and women.
You lament the coffee stain on your crisply ironed shirt.
I lament the burning sun causing my skin to wrinkle and hurt.
You lament the incompetent intern scrambling around like a busy bee.
I lament the evil words exchanged by my female colleagues grinning in glee.
You lament the motorist in front travelling at 70 and looking so gay.
I lament the manicurist who cut my beautiful cuticle yesterday.
You lament the lost of that one big deal.
I lament the calories i gained after an insanely huge meal.
You lament the excessive complaints i chide.
I lament the insuffient listening that you provide.
See? Afterall, we are creatures from a different planet!
She slaps at 2:46 PM